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🪴 Looks innocent, isn't — sits on the shelf like any other houseplant
💨 Ready right out of the box — no setup, no assembly, no explaining
📦 Free discreet shipping — plain packaging, nothing on the outside
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Bought it as a joke for my housemate and now it's the most complimented thing in our lounge room. Nobody clocks it until you tell them.
Why Trust Us
Why Trust Us
Don't stress — we've got you covered from start to finish. At Sleepy Sprouts we believe in a smooth, worry-free shopping experience. Every pot is checked before it ships, and if yours turns up damaged we offer an immediate 48-hour money-back guarantee — just send us a photo and we'll issue a full refund, no questions asked.
For total peace of mind, you can add our 30-Day Warranty, keeping your pot protected long after it lands. Your security is our priority: we use SSL-encrypted transactions and 100% safe payment processing, so your details stay private.
These guarantees sit on top of your rights under Australian Consumer Law — they never replace them.
30-Day warranty Guaranteed
30-Day warranty Guaranteed
Add our 30 day Warranty add on for $3.50. If you don't like it in the 30 days, you can request a return without any problems. Buy with complete peace of mind and without risk
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
- SSL-encrypted transactions
- 100% safe payment processing
- Keeping your information confidential is our top priority.
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Don't stress, we’ve got you covered! It takes 1-3 business days to process your order, followed by 6-12 business days for shipping. As soon as your package is on its way, you’ll receive an email with your tracking number so you can follow it right to your door! ✅
"Mum thinks it's a fern."
Sits in plain sight. Does considerably more than a fern.
FAQ
Is it actually functional, or just a novelty?
Is it actually functional, or just a novelty?
Both. It's a real planter and a real piece — the plant genuinely lives in it, and the rest works exactly how you'd expect.
Does the plant come with it?
Does the plant come with it?
No, the pot ships on its own. Any small succulent, aloe or pothos fits the opening and looks the part.
How discreet is the packaging?
How discreet is the packaging?
Completely. Plain outer box, no branding, no product name on the label. Nobody's guessing what's inside.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
Free standard shipping, typically 7–12 business days. You'll get tracking as soon as it leaves the warehouse.